Dear Mr.Pratt
We at Zaboys Media
have recently dedicated a rather large portion of our most recent episode
discussing you and your career. We talked about you so much in fact that I have
begun to coin episode 19 as “The Pratt Attack” and decided I myself have become
a Prattict. In our 191 minute episode made of 3 installments we took some time
to focus on you as an Actor and all around Hollywood Bad Ass but that was only
scraping the surface.
We all understand
that your humble coming up in the world on Parks and Rec was a great launch for
your career as the oblivious funny man and your steps into Galactic Piracy and
Dinosaur Leadership are all amazing feats. We decided which of your characters
we would love to hang out with and even took in some of your acting wisdom.
What we failed to
mention was your amazing work with charity. It has been widely written that you
and Chris Evans placed a charitable super bowl bet last football season to
visit children’s hospitals as the super heroes you portray on screen and that
you both paid up on the bet. What some people may not know is that you have now
visited another children’s hospital and deployed your skills of dino-submission
for the children and that you have also swung by The Children’s Hospital of Los
Angeles and swapped lines from the Lego Movie with a young man.
We touched base a
bit on the fact that you recently come forth and owned your religious views
while living and working in a largely liberal society by paying thanks to God
for his light during your son’s birth. We failed to address the commitment you
have to your lovely Wife Anna and how the two of you should be a beacon for any
couple that truly is fun and loves one another. Like I said, we merely grazed
the surface because there is just too much amazing to discuss in 191 minutes
and still be able to address everything else we need to cover.
What I am getting to
is simple, we at Zaboys would be more than happy to have you join us on the
show whenever you feel like coming by. We will try to have some Fireball
Whiskey on hand so that we can all ignite the night together. I know that DWB
would love to play 5,000 Candles in the Wind with you. Feel free to bring Anna
along because we defiantly could use more of a females perspective to the show
and the two of you would only add that much more energy. If you are ever in the
Dallas/Fort Worth Area please feel free to get in contact with us or just come
by unannounced on a Tuesday Night.
Also, if you are
ever doing some charity work in the area feel free to give us a ring, we would
be more than happy to help in any form we can because you are a true
inspiration to any young man or woman who is aiming to follow their dreams and
establish their own path. Thank you for all of your work and inspiration and
stay golden!
-James “Jim” Thornquist
Zaboys Cast Memeber
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